Almost Famous – The ones who humblebrag their badge of honor or newly achieved certificate
every other hour spent on LinkedIn. They will always be almost famous!
Slumdog Millionaire – The ones who have rags to
riches story to share and that has a potential for another rehash of a been
there done with that Hollywood movie.
12 Angry Men – They are arm-chair critics
who may not have a single worthy post to share but get immense pleasure in
jumping to conclusions and harshly judging others' achievements or attacking naïve
LinkedIn posts.
Vertigo – They are that rare breed
whose meteoric rise on the career ladder is so heady, it can give an attack of
vertigo.
Django Unchained – These are the swashbuckling
cowboys who aggressively promote their organization and its products every day
(even if it is a lame product/offer). Just short of getting the company name tattooed
on their heart which rests on their sleeve.
Miss Congeniality – Her posts are about
encouragement and motivation and stories about kindness, courage, and empathy.
Their posts make you let out a deep sigh, make you teary-eyed and melt your
heart.
The Pursuit of Happyness – These are the
glass-half-full type of people who are hopeless optimists even in the face of
adversity. Despite personal setbacks and challenges, they share utopian posts
that can make even super-achievers doubt themselves.
Hidden Figures – With diversity being the
darling of the season and possibly many more seasons in the future (and rightly
so!), these LinkedIn users have found their niche. They won't stop posting
about the hidden figures till the cows come home.
Jurassic Park – There
are few early adopters out there who make you feel like a relic. Their posts
are everything about the newest and the latest in technology space. Their posts
spew cutting-edge topics and reading them makes you feel like a stunted shrub
living under a rock inside Jurassic Park.
Avatar – These
LinkedIn citizens are out there to make a difference but to their own Avatar.
They want to save humanity from the clutches of climate change, pollution,
overpopulation, hunger crisis, lack of education, corruption, and many global
issues with their posts. Yes, just their posts. These are the armchair
activists of the LinkedIn world.
The Return of the Living Dead
They were invisible on LinkedIn, but certain
compulsions have made them go ballistic in recent times. Possibly, the merits
of being active on LinkedIn have just dawned upon them.
The Social Network
They are the overtly obliging ones who are
commenting on other’s posts “for better reach”. In a covert way, they are
expecting the same return of favour.
Up in The Air
These citizens (or foreigners) were quite active
in pre-Pandemic times, posting about their event appearances, achievements, and
professional bravado gallantly struck across different countries/ continents.
In recent times, this breed has vanished in thin air.
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1 comment:
Wow Priya, this is such a good read. Made me chuckle at every title. You have captured all these homo sapiens so weel that I could actually visualise them as I read through your blog.
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